Parental guidance:
1. Pay me all your money and dont ask for any support Training you for adulthood.
2. You cut yourself?? *#¥# off and go commit suicide then!! Stupid mornon Supporting you through tough times
3. You are going to make a complete embarassment of yourself Helping you reach your goals
4. Checking all the messages on your phone Ensuring you are associating with wholesome people
5. Waking you up at 7.00 am on weekends Helping you attain healthful routines
6. You look like a suburban slut in that dress Guiding you in decision making
7. Telling EVERYONE all of your issues Building a support system
8. I hope youre not txting a BOY! Giving advice on relationship issues
9. Dont have sex, all men are horrid The talk
10. BtS, youre to plan, budget and cook all the meals and make lunches for H and I from now on Teaching you life skills
Beneath the Smiles 